The one... the only... Original Can O' Whoop Ass!
Written with good 'ol boy country style humor
"Shake can well before each use. Pain in butt will wonder what you're up to. Warn 'em you're about to open up a Can O' Whoop Ass on 'em if they don't straighten up and start actin' right. If they still don't take the hint, hold can right up 'bout their eye level and tell 'em to study the front label very carefully ... etc., etc.
Makes a great gift for yourself or someone else.
Each can measures 3.375" Dia x 5" tall
Weight is approx. 1.75 lbs.
Orders up to 9 cans ship 2nd Day Priority.
Above 9 cans ship via FedEx or UPS.
Official Whoop Ass Certificate Included
No permit needed!
Command attention and
respect wherever you go!
A great Can O' Whoop Ass designed just for laughs with full color, hi-gloss label,
hilarious directions for mis-use and
over-the-top warning statement!
"Use of this product will cause major realignment of key facial features, premature hair and teeth loss, ... severed ear(s); various missing body parts ... bedwetting; extreme and fairly permanent genital shrinkage ... vital organ relocation (mostly outside of the body) ... continued use may become habit forming ... etc., etc."
But wait! There's more!
Go ahead, MAKE IT PERSONAL!
The Original Can O' Whoop Ass
can have your name all over it!