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O'riginal Can O' STFU!
For that annoying person in every group that just
can't seem to STFU!


Rude, crude, in your face
and damn funny, too!


Perfect for the office loud mouth who can't or  just won't take a more subtle hint.

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"Even your own momma' wanted to give you this
Can O' STFU!"
Unlike our other Can O' Products, our Can O' STFU!
is just downright mean
and ornery.

WARNING!
This label DOES contain the "F" bomb and other
harsh language
but what do you expect
from a Can O' STFU?


This can is meant to be as offensively funny (and effective)
as possible. (Our customers tell us we've succeeded!)

         When nothing else works and nothing else will do, give 'em a Can O' STFU!

We make no apologies to anyone for this one because... well,
sometimes telling somebody to STFU! is just the right thing to do.

In case you missed it:
This label DOES contain the "F" bomb along with
other harsh language but then what do you expect
from a Can O' STFU?

Order your Can O' STFU! here
and tell 'em to just STFU!

Only $9.95 + Guaranteed Shipping

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From Larry our attorney, who bugs us relentlessly to put this here and we did so mainly just to get him off our backs:
"Can O' Whoop Ass" and all "Can O' " prefix usage and product designations are tradenames and/or trademarks of CJENT-USA, LLC dba Can O' Creations.
All images, label designs and website constitute the intellectual property of CJENT-USA, LLC ©2001-2018. All rights reserved.
Actual product images may differ slightly from images shown due to ongoing refinement and/or improvement. Now, shut the hell up Larry!
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