Here's what our expressively articulate customers are saying about our Can O' Whoop Ass Products
Thanks so much for the great customer service and for making sure our (personalized) Can O' Whoop Ass got here in plenty of time. Our boss loved it and displays it on her desk at work along with the certificate. She loves that it has her name on it! Thank you again! - Kaelyn S., WA Washington
"Absolutely hilarious!" - Ken C. Tucson, AZ
"After seeing ours, other firms are wanting their own custom cans." - Granat and McKee, Attorneys, St. Louis, MO
"We give "Roberts Finest" Whoop Ass to our top sales team in monthly contests." - T. Roberts, Roberts Auto Sales, Kentucky
"Sent your All-American Can to our son stationed in Iraq. He and his buddies went crazy over it. Thanks for a great product!" God Bless! - Luke and Patti G., Eureka Springs, AR
We love your product! This is my second year buying it for my sons baseball team. Thanks again for the quick delivery also!!!!! Loved the little baseballs with the stars in front of everyone's name. - Stephine K.
"ROTFLMAO funny. No. Seriously FUNNY!" - Chad C., Chandler, AZ
"You guys are def sick and twisted but in a good kind of way."
- Dennis P., Santa Rosa, NM
"Saw my father in law (retired military) actually crack a big smile reading his Can O' USA's Finest Whoop Ass. Just the gift we were looking for. Thanks!" - Glenn and Sheila S., W.Virginia
"My husband is an over the road hauler and your "Trucker's Can" hit the nail right on the head. Made a great birthday gift."
- Gerri and Kevin L., Indiana
We've had a lot of fun giving out our "Team WhoopA$$" awards this past year and look forward to more great business results and...awards! Thanks for your follow-up on our order. - Debbie W., Proctor & Gamble
"Best gag gift we could've ever got him." - Co-worker, Minnesota
"Funny stuff! Don't know what's inside but sure is heavy.
Got it as a gift. Love it!" - Bob McGinley, Mesa, AZ
"My husband loves his personalized Can o' Whoop Ass! He's hard to buy for so it made a great 40th birthday gift. Thanks!" - Glenda C., NJ
"Used these as bachelor party gifts. Was a big hit! Get it?"
- Tim, Terry, Bob, Snail, Andy and Ken
"Great idea! Wish it was mine. Seriously, great product, well done!" - Tim M., Peoria, IL
"The perfect biker gift! Thanks!" - Shelly K. for her biker husband, Charlie in Bakersfield, CA
"Love the writing. Love the graphics. Love the product. Fun, fun, fun!" - Kimberly M., Asheville, NC
"We gave cans with our team name on them to our competitors after we "whooped their ass" in league playoffs. Don't know if they liked it but we sure had fun! GO NINERS!" - David K. and Donny E., "The Forty Niners" 2008 Division Champions, Evansville, Indiana
"So good, I will be ordering another can soon." - William P., Indiana
"Best damn gift I ever got. LMAO!!"
- Dustin P., Utah
Thanks to all our fun loving, loyal customers! You guys whoop ass!